Holy Temple Institute Rejection Letter

The following document was recently discovered in Jerusalem. Although we feel the exact dating is uncertain, this standard form letter appears to date back to approximately 960 BC, when King Solomon built the Temple.

Should you feel the need to send this to your friends, it is available here in PDF format.

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