Holy Temple Institute Rejection Letter

The following document was recently discovered in Jerusalem. Although we feel the exact dating is uncertain, this standard form letter appears to date back to approximately 960 BC, when King Solomon built the Temple.

Should you feel the need to send this to your friends, it is available here in PDF format.

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Praise the Lord!

1 Hallelujah! Praise the name of the LORD. Give praise, you servants of the LORD 2 who stand in the house of the LORD, in the courts of the house of our God. 3 Praise the LORD, for the LORD is good; sing praise to His name, for it is delightful. 4 For the LORD […]